scawy » erin

[naginota]

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[naginota]

[ well he is confused but. sure! sure, why not. it would be impolite not to answer. ]

I am Iwatooshi, the naginata that, wielded by Musashibou Benkei, defeated nine-hundred and ninety-nine warriors.

[underinworld]

[Takes a moment for Erin to realize from context clues what a naginata is -- to some extent. This guy...sounds more and more like a weapon. The kind you have to hold.]

You look very human-shaped, for a naginata.

[naginota]

[ he nods. ]

That is because my master gave me this body when they first summoned me. It's much easier to fight our enemies this way.

[underinworld]

.........

[Erin wonders what she has wondered many times throughout her life: why does it feel like, wherever she goes and whatever she encounters, it feels like the universe is throwing spaguetti at the wall and seeing what sticks?

This really tall guy with the shark teeth is a walking weapon. Forged in the Heian era. Sure! Why not. This will have to be accepted]

Okay, I won't say I get it completely but I guess I understand enough.

[naginota]

[ that’s how fiction works baby! ]

Hahaha! That’s alright. You don’t have to. We don’t usually come into contact with humans, if it can be helped.

[underinworld]

Then how does it feel to have to hang out with a lot of humans and a dog and other non-human races for who knows how long?

[We're a varied group, that's for sure. Are you enjoying your time around here, leaving aside the horrendous cult sacrifice?]

[naginota]

Aside from the events of this weekend, it’s interesting, and very different from what I’m used to! The only human I’ve spent much time around is my master, but there’s so much you’ve already taught me in such a short time. And you’re all very fun to be around!

[underinworld]

Don't get used to this. There'll be far better places to hang out with humans in than a village like Scawwy.

[You deserve to be around humans at better places, Iwatooshi, hoping you get the chance]

[naginota]

Maybe you're right. But this is probably going to be one of the only chances that I get, so I still want to make the most of it!